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Top Ten Reasons to Spay/Neuter Your Pet You Will Never Hear from the Humane Society | |||
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Home | 1. | Your dog will blame the vet, not you. | |
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Doggy Humor |
2. | Decreases risk of Rover dirty-dancing on your pantleg. | |
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Funny Reasons To Fix Your Pet |
3. | Fewer "pimento" appearances (You know, the yucky red things in olives...I think we should leave it at that). | |
| 4. | Puppy bondage fad going out of style. | |||
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Percy's Point |
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| 5. | Have you ever wondered where that tongue has been before he kissed you? Enough said. | |||
| 6. | No more PMS cravings for Pupperoni | |||
| 7. | Do you really want to encourage the psychopathic tendencies brought on by drowning kittens out by the toolshed? | |||
| 8. | If you aren't getting laid, why should your dog? | |||
| 9. | More dogs = Less room in the bed. | |||
| 10. | Decrease the food supply-do you really need a Vietnamese restaurant in the neighborhood? | |||
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are some useful links for more information about Spay/Neuter:
Humane Society of the United States |
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| Where to Spay | This link offers affordable options for those who can't afford to spay their pets | |||
| Reasons to Spay | Check out this link to see how "just one litter" affects pet overpopulation | |||
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The Dog Hause |
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| Neuter Page | Here is a link to one of the neatest pet sites around. The link leads to reasons to neuter page, but check out the rest of the site...free fonts, clipart, lots more. | |||