Percy's Point
What Mommy REALLY Means When She Says...

Stay out of the trash!
There’s something good in there, you’d better look.

Don't dig in the yard!
I haven't been to China yet, can you get me there?

Stop chasing the cat!
It needs a bath, so slobber on it a lot.

Stop barking!
Please let me know about every squirrel that passes within a 3 house radius   

No chewing on shoes!
But hiding them is perfectly acceptable.

Stop drinking out of the toilet!
She forgot to flush.

You have dirty puppy-paws!
Jump on the couch.

Be good! (When leaving the house)
Leave the carnage everywhere.

Your breath stinks.
I think it’s time for you to try that Cat Box Breath Freshener again